Stonehenge is nothing but a big p*ssy!

[shiner]

So say the Canadians.

Story blurb...

TORONTO, Canada (Reuters) -- Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who think they have finally solved the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

 

[Fausto]

So we should rename it Poonhenge? Stonepoon?

 

[MacGaven]

All I can say is:

"What a B!tch!"

 

[gigapet]

this isnt really a shocking conclusion



there are phallic symbols everywhere and there are feminine symbols everywhere

 

[PatboyX]

...must be that liberal media i keep hearing about reporting on something that only feminists care about...

 

[shiner]

I think the real mystery here is how did a Canadian know what female genitalia looks like? I wasn't aware that moose genitalia was similar to that of a female human.

Sorry...had to take a shot at our Northern brothers......please don't send the tank after me.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Proof: women like large, hard objects.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Proof: women like large, hard objects.

wouldnt it be proof that women are large, hard objects?

 

[Radiohead]

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

At least they managed to find the clit...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Proof: women like large, hard objects.

wouldnt it be proof that women are large, hard objects?

and are a complete and utter mystery that baffles everyone.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Radiohead

Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.

At least they managed to find the clit...

"I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

 

[Mr N8]

Repost

 

[911paramedic]

Ancient pr0n

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Repost

Where's the original? I searched for Stonehenge, stone, henge, vagina, Canadian, and genitalia before I started this thread.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
So say the Canadians.

Story blurb...

TORONTO, Canada (Reuters) -- Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who think they have finally solved the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.

In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.

Interior: Canadian research facility
Team leader: Bob what is that on your monitor, what are you doing looking at pr0n at work!!
Bob: Uh, that, umm, well, ummm, its umm, Yeah, i solved the riddle, this is what stonehenge was designed after, i was doing reasearch!!!
Team Leader: Im sorry bob, thats great news, write your findings up and ill send them over to CNN right now.
Bob: <sigh> Oh boy..

 

[thirtythree]

Umm .. I thought it was some sort of calendar ?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Deslocke
Umm .. I thought it was some sort of calendar ?

That's the theory I've always heard, or that it is an ancient observatory/temple. I looked at pictures of Stonehenge and see maybe a passing resemblance to a vagina. Those nutty Canucks...

 

[Thegonagle]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
...must be that liberal media i keep hearing about. . .

Yeah. . . Hearing about. (Sarcasm?) But where do you find it? Pacifica is the only really liberal outlet I've found, but that's hardly widely available.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Deslocke
Umm .. I thought it was some sort of calendar ?

That's the theory I've always heard, or that it is an ancient observatory/temple. I looked at pictures of Stonehenge and see maybe a passing resemblance to a vagina. Those nutty Canucks...

If Canadian men see a vagina in Stonehenge is kinda makes you wonder what Canadian women got going on downstairs.

 

[shiner]

Someone get eakers into this thread....we need to confirm what Canadian women are hiding in their pants...

 

[TheNinja]

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge
Where a man is a man and the children dance to
the pipes of pan
Stonehenge
Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise
With a dragon's face
Stonehenge
Where the virgins lie
And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky

And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how

 

[iamwiz82]

I dub thee a repost and here is the proof.. I do this only to push my funny post in that thread on this thread.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

So where's the g-spot?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I dub thee a repost and here is the proof.. I do this only to push my funny post in that thread on this thread.

Dammit!!! Oh well...not like that was the easiest thread title to look for before I started this one.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I dub thee a repost and here is the proof.. I do this only to push my funny post in that thread on this thread.

Dammit!!! Oh well...not like that was the easiest thread title to look for before I started this one.

Hehehehe...sorry about that inconspicuous title