Stomach ache after sex?

[moonshinemadness]

My girlfriend says that after sex she gets stomach ache, this also happens to her mate, anyone heard of this/had this happen? Doesnt happen when we do anything else seems really wierd and i was wondering if there is anything we could do to stop it. Please no sick or twisted replies.

Mikee

 

[Deeko]

Aren't you her mate?

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
My girlfriend says that after sex she gets stomach ache, this also happens to her mate, anyone heard of this/had this happen? Doesnt happen when we do anything else seems really wierd and i was wondering if there is anything we could do to stop it. Please no sick or twisted replies.

Mikee

so who's she having sex with?

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Aren't you her mate?

:Q

 

[AndrewNF]

You're too big for her? I'm serious...! Too long I mean.

And you're too big for her friend as well, heh heh. :Q😀

 

[Actaeon]

I was thinking the same thing, but look at his profile.

Hes from the UK. Mate = Friend. You know, like "Cheers, mate!"

I guess its his girlfriend's friend.

 

[Deeko]

I knew it was some british terminology for friend...I just wanted to be an ass 😛

 

[Balt]

He's from the UK, guys, mate does not mean sexual partner over there. 😉

Still, pretty funny. 😀

By the way, tell her to go see a doctor (if she can get an appointment in the next 12 months).

 

[moonshinemadness]

hehe yeah, my girlfriends best friend has the same problem.....not by me though

 

[dman]

Oral First, then other stuff.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Aren't you her mate?

yeah thats what i thought at first too......

crazy brits... 😛

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

It might be something she ate 🙂

Her abdominal muscles are just out of shape, do it more
often or do sit-ups every day. Thats common after a layoff of activity 😛

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: galvanizedyankee
It might be something she ate 🙂

Her abdominal muscles are just out of shape, do it more
often or do sit-ups every day. Thats common after a layoff of activity 😛

Sounds the best idea yet

 

[dman]

Serious / Possible answer: Possibly a guilty feeling or a nervous feeling afterwards, worrying about pregnancy or diseases, etc.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: dman
Serious / Possible answer: Possibly a guilty feeling or a nervous feeling afterwards, worrying about pregnancy or diseases, etc.

Yeah, it could be that as well, i will speak to her see what she thinks. Thanks for the answers guys.

 

[cavemanmoron]

use a smaller toy,maybe?

Rolaids?

maybe they are both allergic to sex/or semen?

Have them go see a Dr.!

 

[ThePresence]

Try losing some weight? 😕

 

[neutralizer]

Some stretches as warmup might help 😉

 

[StageLeft]

She needs more fruit gums is all.

 

[The Sauce]

STD's? or maybe endometriosis.

 

[Rudee]

If you're doing her from behind over the kitchen table, well there's your problem. Try pillows.

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: Rudee
If you're doing her from behind over the kitchen table, well there's your problem. Try pillows.

Yeah, you should lay that booty down on a bearskin rug.

 

[conjur]

You need to stop bending her over that metal chair.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
My girlfriend says that after sex she gets stomach ache, this also happens to her mate, anyone heard of this/had this happen? Doesnt happen when we do anything else seems really wierd and i was wondering if there is anything we could do to stop it. Please no sick or twisted replies.

Mikee

This means that your dick is too small.

 

[acemcmac]

If it starts to last more than a few months, make sure you know how to operate a clothes hangar :beer: