Stolen pr0n joke

[Gurck]

A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp. "Wow," said the bartender. "Something bad musta happened." "I came home early today," answered the guy. "I went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend." The bartender poured the dude another triple shot. "This one's on the house." The guy gulped it down once again. The bartender asked, "Did you say anything to your wife?" The guy answered, "Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through. 'Pack your bag's and get out!' I told her." "What about your friend?" asked the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Bad dog!'"

 

[meltdown75]

arrrgghh!

 

[Horus]

lolz! That's HORRIBLE! Yet strangely funny.

 

[Audiotherapy]

 

[ravana]

gross :thumbsup:

 

[dayg]

so funny i forgot to laugh...

 

[flyboy84]

heard that one before...hehee

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: flyboy84
heard that one before...hehee

new one to me




<cringe> that's rough

 

[chuckywang]

I don't know what's more sad: the guy walking in on his wife committing bestiality or the fact that the guy's best friend is a dog.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't know what's more sad: the guy walking in on his wife committing bestiality or the fact that the guy's best friend is a dog.

they always say, "Man's best friend..."

 

[neonerd]

haha, didn't see that coming

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I don't know what's more sad: the guy walking in on his wife committing bestiality or the fact that the guy's best friend is a dog.

they always say, "Man's best friend..."