Stolen pedophile joke...

NikPreviousAcct

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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods, the liitle boy looks to the man and says "gee mister it sure is awfuly dark out here and i'm getting scared", the pedophile says to the little boy "you think your scared i have to walk out of here alone!"
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods, the liitle boy looks to the man and says "gee mister it sure is awfuly dark out here and i'm getting scared", the pedophile says to the little boy "you think your scared i have to walk out of here alone!"

:thumbsdown:
 

paulney

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One day a guy walking home from work saw his girlfriend on the
porch with a bunch of suitcases. So he ran up and asked, "What
are you doing?"

She said, "I'm leaving!"

So of course the guy asked, "Why are you leaving?"

His girlfriend turns and says, "I found out you were a
pedophile."

So the guy freaks out and yells, "WELL THATS A BIG WORD FOR A TEN
YEAR OLD!"
 

dighn

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Originally posted by: paulney
One day a guy walking home from work saw his girlfriend on the
porch with a bunch of suitcases. So he ran up and asked, "What
are you doing?"

She said, "I'm leaving!"

So of course the guy asked, "Why are you leaving?"

His girlfriend turns and says, "I found out you were a
pedophile."

So the guy freaks out and yells, "WELL THATS A BIG WORD FOR A TEN
YEAR OLD!"

:Q
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: paulney
One day a guy walking home from work saw his girlfriend on the
porch with a bunch of suitcases. So he ran up and asked, "What
are you doing?"

She said, "I'm leaving!"

So of course the guy asked, "Why are you leaving?"

His girlfriend turns and says, "I found out you were a
pedophile."

So the guy freaks out and yells, "WELL THATS A BIG WORD FOR A TEN
YEAR OLD!"

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP*BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: KingNothing
You get weirder every day.

haha - I have a few others that had me ROLLIN but I can't post them here.

ahhh comone post em!


heh it was kinda funny but i heard it from a guy at church. but it was a preist with the little boy.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: KingNothing
You get weirder every day.

haha - I have a few others that had me ROLLIN but I can't post them here.

ahhh comone post em!

heh it was kinda funny but i heard it from a guy at church. but it was a preist with the little boy.

I concur! :beer: