- Oct 11, 1999
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A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking
around, he realised that they were stranded on a desert island. After
being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One
particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around
it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was
no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her
and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was
well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He
fought
the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over
to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear
..............................
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking
around, he realised that they were stranded on a desert island. After
being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One
particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around
it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was
no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her
and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was
well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He
fought
the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over
to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear
..............................
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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