Stolen Joke

Squisher

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A married couple go to the golf course. On the first hole the women walks to the women's tee and waits for her husband to tee off from the men's tee. He hits the ball right into the back of her head. She goes down and has to be rushed to the hospital. After a while a doctor comes out and informs the man that his wife has passed, but then inquires about another golf ball that he found in woman's rear end. The man responds, "that was my mulligan."
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Some car stereos have some circuitry in them which is supposed to render them useless when they are stolen.
I believe this joke posessed similar technology.
 

hjo3

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Some car stereos have some circuitry in them which is supposed to render them useless when they are stolen.
I believe this joke posessed similar technology.
Haha -- that quip was like forty times better than the OP.
 

bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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Originally posted by: Mallow
maybe you have to be a golfer to really appreciate it :p


heh.. yeah I admit I chuckled a little, but its still a pretty bad joke, and if I wasnt a golfer, I wouldnt have even cracked a smile
 
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I had to look up mulligan (kinda like snooker where you can repeat a shot).
So the joke is the guy took a second shot even though his wife lay passed out on the tee?

1/10.
 

gwrober

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I had to look up mulligan (kinda like snooker where you can repeat a shot).
So the joke is the guy took a second shot even though his wife lay passed out on the tee?

1/10.

Exactly - but to golfers, there's a sense of 'importance' to finishing a game, and making shots, etc. So it's funnier if you golf. Which I do, badly.