- Nov 24, 2004
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After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a
photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it
much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a
month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even
imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing
him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his
ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me 6 months ago"
photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it
much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a
month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even
imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing
him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his
ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me 6 months ago"
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