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Stolen Joke

D1gger

Diamond Member

A young woman with small breasts buys a finely carved
mirror at an oriental antique shop and hangs it on her
bathroom door. One morning, while getting undressed, she
playfully says: "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my
boobs forty-four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash
of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has
happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the
husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror, mirror on
the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again,
there's a brilliant flash of light and, at that instant,
both of his legs fall off.
 
damn.. who wants boobs that big - that would suck. I bet she'd just fall over if her boobs grew so fast - gotta relearn her balance. eh..

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