Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy, a Canadian guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde
Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped
the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to g rope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The Canadian must have groped the blonde in
the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Frenchman again.
