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Stolen Joke...

Zanix

Zanix

Diamond Member
There was a young monk of Hong Kong
Who had a three-headed dong
A small one for svcking
A BIG one for fvcking
And an extra for beating the gong




Edit2: I changed it! Gah, my ma quit sending me jokes... 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
I searched for texas and surgeon.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."
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Yet another tired, sad, e-mail joke. I got it yesterday.

 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: Zanix
I searched for texas and surgeon.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."
Click to expand...
Yet another tired, sad, e-mail joke. I got it yesterday.
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You too, eh?
 
there once was a man from Nantucket
with fine balls of brass
In stormy weather,
they'd clank together
and sparks flew out his ass
 
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