Two men are pulled over. The trooper taps on the driver's window with his nightstick and when the driver rolls it down - whack! - the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. "What was that for?" the driver asks. "Shut up and give me your license," the officer barks. He goes back to his cruiser, runs a check on the guy and returns when it comes up clean. He then walks up to the passenger's side.
He taps on the window, the passenger rolls it down and - whack! - the officer raps him on the head too. "Just making your wish come true," the trooper says smugly. "What wish?" the passenger yells. The cop answers, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your pal and say, "I wish that prick would've tried that sh!t with me!"