There are 2 trees in the forest, one is a Birch tree and the other is a
Beach tree. They both look over and see a little tree growing between them.
The Birch says to the Beach, is that a son of a Birch or a son of a
Beach?
The Beach says: I don't know, let's ask the Woodpecker.
The Beach says to the Woodpecker, Woodpecker, given your
impressive knowledge of wood, can you tell us whether this tree
growing between us is a son of a Birch or a son of a Beach?
The Woodpecker says, sure, I'd be happy to tell you, so he flies over
to the tree and begins pecking away. After a while the Woodpecker
looks up and says; this tree is neither a son of a Birch nor a son of a
Beach but it's the finest piece of Ash I've ever had my pecker in.
Beach tree. They both look over and see a little tree growing between them.
The Birch says to the Beach, is that a son of a Birch or a son of a
Beach?
The Beach says: I don't know, let's ask the Woodpecker.
The Beach says to the Woodpecker, Woodpecker, given your
impressive knowledge of wood, can you tell us whether this tree
growing between us is a son of a Birch or a son of a Beach?
The Woodpecker says, sure, I'd be happy to tell you, so he flies over
to the tree and begins pecking away. After a while the Woodpecker
looks up and says; this tree is neither a son of a Birch nor a son of a
Beach but it's the finest piece of Ash I've ever had my pecker in.
