- Feb 7, 2004
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A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and gals do on back roads some distance from town, when the woman stopped the guy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The guy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the guy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the hooker.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The guy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the guy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the hooker.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
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