Stolen Joke: Bada Boom - "Two guys hunting"

[episodic]

Two guys go hunting.

Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"

Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did.

When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound.

When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep.

But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'

I couldn't keep quiet any more!"

 

[gopunk]

🙂

oldie but goodie

 

[HappyPuppy]

I haven't ever heard that one before.

 

[quakefiend420]

i heard it a bit differently...it was a boy and his father...now that i think about it...it was here that i read it

 

[amol]

lol

 

[Mucho]

variation on a team 🙂

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i heard it a bit differently...it was a boy and his father...now that i think about it...it was here that i read it

Yep, it was not too long ago.

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[dandruff]

:laugh:

 

[jspeicher]

har har

 

[syconub]

3/10