Stolen Iron Woode Jokes: Really bad ones!!!!

[Iron Woode]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.


What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.


Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

 

[Darilus]

You're right.

 

[So]

Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.

Ba-dum-pschh

 

[MegaWorks]

Schadenfroh is right, tonight threads do suck!

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[Iron Woode]

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.


What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Damn!


Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Because it scares the hell out of the dog.


What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.

 

[Kalvin00]

Haha...I might have to tell these to my math teacher...he is the king of bad jokes 😀

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Haha...I might have to tell these to my math teacher...he is the king of bad jokes 😀

I have more:

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it.


What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?

An amish drive-by shooting


How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?

Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

How you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

- M4H

 

[ProviaFan]

What goes clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, splat, clop?

An octopus with one shoe missing.