Stolen Carlin Joke

[ballmode]

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a$$ hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge a$$ hole.

 

[BillGates]

fell asleep

 

[madeupfacts]

how is double shot and decaf also possible?

 

[ballmode]

guess you arent a big A$$hole to request one

 

[DrumminBoy]

Originally posted by: madeupfacts
how is double shot and decaf also possible?

decaf espresso

 

[chambersc]

glad i don't drink coffee

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: ballmode
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a$$ hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge a$$ hole.

:laugh:

I must've heard that before, I can hear George Carlin say it in my head clearly. What was it from?

 

[anxi80]

"is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? you can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! they got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, al pacino, what the f*ck?!"

"and you can't smoke in any of this coffee places. can't smoke at starbucks, can't smoke in dunkin' donuts... i'm pretty sure coffee was invented by people who were smoking anyways. and they just wanted to invent something so they can stay up late and smoke f*ckin' more! that's my theory. just ask me or columbo, he'll back me up on this one."

© denis leary

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: BillGates
fell asleep

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[Viperoni]

Maybe it'd be funnier if we could hear George Carlin say it, but it's just not funny in text

 

[randay]

0/10

 

[silverpig]

I worked in a coffee place years ago and it's true...

 

[amol]

so how @$$holeish is an *insert size here*iced caramel macchiato, extra caramel, percent milk, with room?

 

[Fenixgoon]

that's not much of a punchline, at least in text form

 

[Skeeedunt]

starbucks is too cool for school

 

[BooGiMaN]

i guess we had to be there....

 

[Brutuskend]

Like I need GEORGE to tell ME I'm a ASSHOLE.

I have a feeling there are plenty of guys on here that will tell me I'm one.