- Jan 21, 2005
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Two old men get together every morning for coffee. One day Joe says to James "Ever go to say something, and something completely different comes out of your mouth?"
What do you mean? says James.
Well, the other day I was at the airport and the girl at the ticket counter was very well-endowed. I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburg, but I ended up asking for two pickets to tittsburg."
"Oh, I know what you mean" says James.
"The other night at dinner I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter, but instead I wound up saying,
"You bitch, you've ruined my life."
What do you mean? says James.
Well, the other day I was at the airport and the girl at the ticket counter was very well-endowed. I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburg, but I ended up asking for two pickets to tittsburg."
"Oh, I know what you mean" says James.
"The other night at dinner I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter, but instead I wound up saying,
"You bitch, you've ruined my life."
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