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Stolen (and likely reposted) Gurck Joke!!

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A blonde man comes home from work and hears moaning and screaming from the bedroom, so he goes upstairs and finds his wife lying on the bed naked, sweaty, and panting. He asks her what was wrong and she says "I'm having a heart attack", so he runs downstairs to call 911 when one of his little kids comes to him and says, "Daddy daddy! Uncle Bob's hiding in the closet naked!" The now-furious blonde man goes back upstairs and sure enough he finds his naked brother in the closet and says to him, "You son of a bitch, my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids?!"
 
Originally posted by: Gurck
A blonde woman comes home from work and hears moaning and screaming from the bedroom, so she goes upstairs and finds her wife lying on the bed naked, sweaty, and panting. sHe asks her what was wrong and he says "I'm having a heart attack", so she runs downstairs to call 911 when one of her little kids comes to him and says, "Mommy Mommy! Auntie Boob is in the hiding in the closet naked!" The now-furious blonde woman goes back upstairs and sure enough she finds her naked sister in the closet and says to him, "You son of a PooPoo head, my Husband is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids?!"
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Originally posted by: Gurck
A blonde man comes home from work and hears moaning and screaming from the bedroom, so he goes upstairs and finds his wife lying on the bed naked, sweaty, and panting. He asks her what was wrong and she says "I'm having a heart attack", so he runs downstairs to call 911 when one of his little kids comes to him and says, "Daddy daddy! Uncle Bob's hiding in the closet naked!" The now-furious blonde man goes back upstairs and sure enough he finds his naked brother in the closet and says to him, "You son of a bitch, my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids?!"
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