stinky people

rudeguy

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theres a guy i work with who always comes in really...well..stinky....is there any polite way of telling him to keep a 20 foot radius so i dont have to wear a gas mask to work???
 

Spac3d

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Spray him with a deoderant of choice?

You didn't mention what type of "stink"? BO? Trash? sh!t?
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: Spac3d
Spray him with a deoderant of choice?

You didn't mention what type of "stink"? BO? Trash? sh!t?


smells like he got all sweaty while rolling around in a pile of trash...then took a dump and put it in his pocket to admire later
 

Jgtdragon

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smells like he got all sweaty while rolling around in a pile of trash...then took a dump and put it in his pocket to admire later

LOL. Sorry, I found that line to be funny for some odd reason.
 

StinkyMeat

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Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
if you smelled him...it wouldnt be funny...it would be true

if this was worded correctly...i wouldn't be confused...I'd understand you
 

kranky

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Send him some soap, deodorant, and shampoo anonymously through the interoffice mail with a note that says "You need this."
 

y2kc

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Maybe he's trying to get fired.... When I was 19 I lived with a chick that I hated, I could not get her to leave my place. One day, (during one of our daily arguments) she commented on how I smelled after a long hard day of work (construction at the time). I told her to get used to it because I would not bathe till she left. Within days I smelled like poo. 2 weeks later she was gone.
 

Originally posted by: y2kc
Maybe he's trying to get fired.... When I was 19 I lived with a chick that I hated, I could not get her to leave my place. One day, (during one of our daily arguments) she commented on how I smelled after a long hard day of work (construction at the time). I told her to get used to it because I would not bathe till she left. Within days I smelled like poo. 2 weeks later she was gone.

:Q
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA:D
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: y2kc
Maybe he's trying to get fired.... When I was 19 I lived with a chick that I hated, I could not get her to leave my place. One day, (during one of our daily arguments) she commented on how I smelled after a long hard day of work (construction at the time). I told her to get used to it because I would not bathe till she left. Within days I smelled like poo. 2 weeks later she was gone.
Hmm... if you do that with all the girls you hate, you'll start getting a reputation around town... which won't be a good thing. ;)