Stingray pierces man's heart

dullard

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*Mandatory misinformed stingrays aren't harmful to humans post*
 

Futher

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Weird how a stringray can pierce an 81 year old's heart AND lung and he lives, yet a young, healthy Irwin is almost instantly killed.
 

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What is this world coming to when a man can't even take his grandkids fishing without getting stabbed in the chest?

Stingrays: 2
Humans: 0
 

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Originally posted by: Futher
Weird how a stringray can pierce an 81 year old's heart AND lung and he lives, yet a young, healthy Irwin is almost instantly killed.

Eh, it didn't pierce his heart. Hole in heart = death within minutes.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: pinion9
What is this world coming to when a man can't even take his grandkids fishing without getting stabbed in the chest?

Stingrays: 2
Humans: 0

I believe your count is a bit off, we got ahead after Irwin died. We're upto atleast 9.
 

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Originally posted by: pinion9
What is this world coming to when a man can't even take his grandkids fishing without getting stabbed in the chest?

Stingrays: 2
Humans: 0

Hardly. They suffered many losses after the Irwin incident.
 

pinion9

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How weird is that? You turn around to grab a soda and when you look back, there is a stingray lodged in this mans chest.

I'm dressing my kid up as a stingray for Halloween.
 

So

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Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
And elephants are going crazy, killing people, in India. Animals are striking back.

We still have the guns. Well, Americans still do, at least. :p
 

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Originally posted by: pinion9
How weird is that? You turn around to grab a soda and when you look back, there is a stingray lodged in this mans chest.

I'm dressing my kid up as a stingray for Halloween.

That'd scare me. I'd probably piss my pants.
 

SacrosanctFiend

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
And elephants are going crazy, killing people, in India. Animals are striking back.

We still have the guns. Well, Americans still do, at least. :p

Elephants are winning in India. Something like, 642-320. I can't find the NY Times article right now.
 

So

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Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
And elephants are going crazy, killing people, in India. Animals are striking back.

We still have the guns. Well, Americans still do, at least. :p

Elephants are winning in India. Something like, 642-320. I can't find the NY Times article right now.

2:1 ratio? Those elephants are gonna have to do a hell of a lot better than that! We are zerg!
 

SacrosanctFiend

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2:1 ratio? Those elephants are gonna have to do a hell of a lot better than that! We are zerg!

That's just the elephants. Once their allies join in, we're done for.

-Snakes, poisonous arachnids, poisonous insects, etc. are the guerrilla fighters.
-Elephants, hippos, rhinos, etc. are the armor.
-Lions, tigers, wolves, panthers, etc. are the grunts.
-Sharks, dolphins, whales, etc. are the navy.
-Eagles, falcons, gulls, etc. are the air force (remember The Birds)
-Domesticated animals are the spies (think of all the pets)

We're screwed once they all go crazy and purposively start working together to kill us.