Sticky Situation

[Perknose]

And, in a totally unrelated story, a disgusted prison guard quits.

 

[snooker]

I heard about this a few days ago, or a case just like it.

Too funny what they will charge people with these days.


Breaking the law is just that and they both should be punished, but to give him 35 more years for what? shooting a load to his wife? Isn't that the person he should be shooting it to, not some little prison b!tch?

 

[Yeeny]

I dunno, I just never thought of sperm as contraband myself.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
I dunno, I just never thought of sperm as contraband myself.

If you were my own personal warden, I'd let you confiscate as much as you wanted.

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
I dunno, I just never thought of sperm as contraband myself.

If you were my own personal warden, I'd let you confiscate as much as you wanted.

lol, that has to be the most interesting offer I have ever had, I must say.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
I dunno, I just never thought of sperm as contraband myself.

If you were my own personal warden, I'd let you confiscate as much as you wanted.

lol, that has to be the most interesting offer I have ever had, I must say.

OMG!!! you are soo bad Colleen,don't encourage him

I'm choking to death coughing here and you people are cracking me up or maybe it's just the codeine in the cough syrup

 

[Perknose]

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LOL, codeine in her cough syrup can make for a hot, willing date, just watch out for that projectile vomit.

Also, for some obscure reason most likely having to do with my being raised by feral wolves in the forest, that "codiene in the cough syrup" phrase reminds me of Peter Sellers' line in a movie right after he had belched in some poor fool's face: "Sorry! Too much curry on my cornflakes".

As for that whole "personal prison warden" riff, I got this to say:

Free Wigglies!"

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: GirlFriday

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
I dunno, I just never thought of sperm as contraband myself.

If you were my own personal warden, I'd let you confiscate as much as you wanted.

lol, that has to be the most interesting offer I have ever had, I must say.

OMG!!! you are soo bad Colleen,don't encourage him

I'm choking to death coughing here and you people are cracking me up or maybe it's just the codeine in the cough syrup

You still sick?

 

[DurocShark]

I'm choking to death coughing here

I wasn't gonna but can't resist...

You're supposed to swallow, not choke.

 

[OutHouse]

interesting story. But how in the hell did they smuggle a cryogenic sperm kit in and out of a prison? Talk about lax security.