Steven Segal's Blues Band

dainthomas

Lifer
Dec 7, 2004
14,937
3,915
136
Originally posted by: hungfarover
I heard he's playing at Dante's. Small venue ideal for heckling. Knock yourself out.

So should I be worried about his martial arts skills?
 

Shame

Platinum Member
Dec 28, 2001
2,730
0
71
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: hungfarover
I heard he's playing at Dante's. Small venue ideal for heckling. Knock yourself out.

So should I be worried about his martial arts skills?

Depends on if you are fighting the fat Steven Segal or the skinny Steven Segal...
 

dainthomas

Lifer
Dec 7, 2004
14,937
3,915
136
He looks like he might have filled out a bit. Maybe I'll wear my Chuck Norris t-shirt for extra insurance.
 

alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
12,869
3,299
136
he is coming to atlanta but i will be at bonnaroo that weekend. i would love to go and wear my kung fu shirt
 

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
79,037
444
136
Originally posted by: dainthomas
He looks like he might have filled out a bit. Maybe I'll wear my Chuck Norris t-shirt for extra insurance.

I nearly choked on my Pepsi after reading that, thanks ;)
 

fitzov

Platinum Member
Jan 3, 2004
2,477
0
0
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
with such hits as "Alligator Ass" and "Talk To My Ass", how could you pass it up?

The lyrics are worse than I thought.

I guess they don't need security, since Segal will just give em a Judo chop.
 

wheresmybacon

Diamond Member
Sep 10, 2004
3,899
1
76
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: hungfarover
I heard he's playing at Dante's. Small venue ideal for heckling. Knock yourself out.

So should I be worried about his martial arts skills?
That I can't comment on. I still wouldn't cut in front of him in the buffet line.

It is on a Sunday though, so it may be worth it if you can survive through his act. Usually after the Sunday music they have Sinferno Cabaret where a variety of uberhot suicidegirls twirl around and eat fire and things of that sort.