Steven Seagal is the best!!

Ogg

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0/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
 

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: Atomicus
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I love white people who act Asian :thumbsup:
Yeah, they're almost as fun as the asian people who act White. :roll:
 

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I think he kinda runs like a girl...I have also noticed that for an actor that hasn't had a movie go to the theater in years, he has like 15 movies on the new release wall at blockbuster.
 

preslove

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He is fat and sucks at martial arts. The camera shots in his movies are so awkward and obvious. If he fights 4 guys they cobble it together with 25 shots. Jet Li could kill him in a second or two.
 

Scarpozzi

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Have you ever seen those 80s movies when he starts running after the bad guys? His pony-tail swings behind him....he kinda runs like a chick.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Have you ever seen those 80s movies when he starts running after the bad guys? His pony-tail swings behind him....he kinda runs like a chick.
Nah that's the "Gansta" trot!
 

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He was just featured in this Korean movie and the movie is now known as the worst movie ever made.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Have you ever seen those 80s movies when he starts running after the bad guys? His pony-tail swings behind him....he kinda runs like a chick.
Funny... the dude on E! mentioned that chick part too... but I don't think so. He's just really stiff. Conservation of energy is my belief of why he does it... him and his martial arts study and all..