Steven Lynch on Comedy Central!!!

[iamwiz82]

He is the greatest lyricist of our time!

Special Olympics

"Watch them run
Watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball
Olympics
Special olympics

Watch them laugh
Watch them drool
Watch them fall into the pool
That's diving
At the special olympics

And I know for well
That i will burn in hell
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball
Gotta be about the funniest freaking thing
I've ever seen in my life

At the Special Olympics
Take it Corky...
At the Special Olmpics!"

Lynch Steven - Thats Why Mommy Left Us

hush little girl
sweet sweet baby dont cry tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby
tonight
why can't it all be like it was before
how can i explain
why mommys not here anymore

cause daddy likes porno
and ten dollar whores
daddy gets wasted
and robs liquor stores
daddy like rubbing against
little boys on the bus
i think thats why your mommy left us

hush little girl
there is no reason to fret tonight
dont mind the smoke
daddy just wants to forget
tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute she will walk through
that front door

but daddy plays poker
and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommys rear
daddy has sores on his genitals
oozing with pus
i think that's why your mommy left us

please dont cry
i swear i'll try
to be here by your side

right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his booky and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight

 

[Skel]

He cracks me up..

 

[iamwiz82]

he is singing lullaby right now.

 

[PsychoAndy]

I love this, and it's almost over D: I like the superhero song too, I think i missed it

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
I love this, and it's almost over D: I like the superhero song too, I think i missed it

yep, first song he did. This is the firs ttime i have seen this one. I have the whole thing on mp3, though.