Sterile man pays married father of 2 neighbor to impregnate man's wife

[Joemonkey]

http://www.just-whatever.com/2...aid-to-do-it-72-times/

cliffs:

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.

When Soupolos's wife failed to get pregnant he made Maus get an exam, turns out Maus was sterile and Maus's wife had to confess who the real father of her kids are

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract...

 

[MoPHo]

Silly Germans, you gotta take the condom OFF...jeez.

Oooo a Hijack thread. to OP.

 

[OCGuy]

No shit??? Who woulda thought!

 

[Joemonkey]

wow first timewarp i've seen where OP and reply don't exact match times

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: OCguy
Im sure this has happened before. Can someone link to it?

Originally posted by: OCguy
No shit??? Who woulda thought!

lol

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
wow first timewarp i've seen where OP and reply don't exact match times

I got a few earlier today and in at least half the cases it recorded me as posting a minute earlier than the OP.

 

[destrekor]

excellent use of time hacking!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: destrekor
excellent use of time hacking!

:beer:

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
http://www.just-whatever.com/2...aid-to-do-it-72-times/

cliffs:

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.

When Soupolos's wife failed to get pregnant he made Maus get an exam, turns out Maus was sterile and Maus's wife had to confess who the real father of her kids are

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract...

Maus' wife should pay back the $2500.

 

[Kntx]

It would be funny if the neighbor had a vasectomy and just didn't tell the guy.

 

[thegimp03]

Holy moly...That's messed up!

 

[scott916]

It's awesome because you KNOW he knew.

 

[Adul]

wow, that sucks. I bet the wife never thought she would get caught

 

[SludgeFactory]

Maus FTW. He strung this out long enough to have "desperate," baby-making sex with a former beauty queen 72 times. :thumbsup:

When his own wife objected, he explained "I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

We need pics of the wife ASAP.

 

[illusion88]

so how does this time hack work? I'm confused, I thought it was just a bug.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: scott916
It's awesome because you KNOW he knew.

even if he didn't, you KNOW his wife was sweating it

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: illusion88
so how does this time hack work? I'm confused, I thought it was just a bug.

If you post in a new thread right away, then you become the first poster and owner of the thread. You can then change stuff.

The new OP stole the thread from the old OP, copied the OP and made a new OP that made it look like the OP is the OP.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: illusion88
so how does this time hack work? I'm confused, I thought it was just a bug.

If you post in a new thread right away, then you become the first poster and owner of the thread. You can then change stuff.

The new OP stole the thread from the old OP, copied the OP and made a new OP that made it look like the OP is the OP.

yo dawg i herd you liked OPs so...

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Adul
wow, that sucks. I bet the wife never thought she would get caught

HAHA yea I guess some people didn't raed it all and got that part. That's the funniest part of the story.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: Adul
wow, that sucks. I bet the wife never thought she would get caught

HAHA yea I guess some people didn't raed it all and got that part. That's the funniest part of the story.

its probably the ONLY reason she was OK with it... as a husband, if my wife was EVER OK with a similar arrangement i'd wonder what she had done previously and was making up for

 

[Newbian]

I think most of us would had done this for free.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"..It's OK Peter"

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

The only way this could be funnier is if Soupolos's wife ponied up another $2500 for 6 more months.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Newbian
I think most of us would had done this for free.

Haha, your neighbor wants you to plow his former beauty queen wife... I don't think too many of us woulda went "uhh, how much?"

 

[BladeVenom]

Originally posted by: Newbian
I think most of us would had done this for free.

It's the neighborly thing to do.

 

[Cuda1447]

Best thread ever. Time warp hack and story = awesome.