- Jul 13, 2005
- 5,623
- 3
- 81
"Stereotypical gamers we hate"
- Thread starter Jschmuck2
- Start date
- Nov 30, 2005
- 50,231
- 118
- 116
I take issue with this one: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/th...008032410612871091/p-4 I'm fine with the first paragraph, but then it just crosses the line. :|
KT
KT
- Nov 30, 2005
- 50,231
- 118
- 116
- Jul 13, 2005
- 5,623
- 3
- 81
An eternally toggled caps lock isn't an accident - it's a state of mind. It's absolute contempt for decent conversation, and often even the topic of conversation. Not only does the obsessive forumite not like games, he doesn't play them. If he did, he wouldn't have time to rant about how shitty they are in asinine forum threads.
This stereotypical internet outcast rarely makes himself visible to the actual world, so we can only guess at his physical qualities. The lack of sunlight and any foodstuffs not wrapped in plastic has likely atrophied his muscles and turned the hue of his complexion to a putrid yellow. Dead skin from the bridge of his nose has become encrusted on the pads of his LensCrafter glasses, creating a thick sludge that occasionally drops bits of filth into his already crumb-infested keyboard. If it weren't for his mom insisting that he let her do his laundry, he'd never remove his favorite Akira t-shirt, which features streams of rotting Red Bull running through valleys of caked-on Cheetoo dust.
This stereotype is easy to avoid if you stay out of forums and comment threads, but who the hell wants to do that? Apply a mental douche bag filter and jump into our forums to spew some hate of your own.
This stereotypical internet outcast rarely makes himself visible to the actual world, so we can only guess at his physical qualities. The lack of sunlight and any foodstuffs not wrapped in plastic has likely atrophied his muscles and turned the hue of his complexion to a putrid yellow. Dead skin from the bridge of his nose has become encrusted on the pads of his LensCrafter glasses, creating a thick sludge that occasionally drops bits of filth into his already crumb-infested keyboard. If it weren't for his mom insisting that he let her do his laundry, he'd never remove his favorite Akira t-shirt, which features streams of rotting Red Bull running through valleys of caked-on Cheetoo dust.
This stereotype is easy to avoid if you stay out of forums and comment threads, but who the hell wants to do that? Apply a mental douche bag filter and jump into our forums to spew some hate of your own.
videogames101
Diamond Member
- Aug 24, 2005
- 6,783
- 27
- 91
I have a can of cherry Bawls in my hand right now haha.
Too bad I don't play CS, WoW or SC.
I do play TF2, Guild Wars, and Sins of a Solar Empire though :laugh:
The Boston Dangler
Lifer
- Mar 10, 2005
- 14,647
- 2
- 0
If you're not an asshole about it, you're cool. I like all of those except WoW, but I don't care if you don't. You have to be a dick to be an elitist.
- Nov 30, 2005
- 50,231
- 118
- 116
Mermaidman
Diamond Member
- Sep 4, 2003
- 7,987
- 93
- 91
irishScott
Lifer
- Oct 10, 2006
- 21,562
- 3
- 0
TRENDING THREADS
-
Discussion Zen 5 Speculation (EPYC Turin and Strix Point/Granite Ridge - Ryzen 9000)- Started by DisEnchantment
- Replies: 25K
-
Discussion Intel Meteor, Arrow, Lunar & Panther Lakes + WCL Discussion Threads
- Started by Tigerick
- Replies: 24K
-
Discussion Intel current and future Lakes & Rapids thread- Started by TheF34RChannel
- Replies: 23K
-
-
Facebook
Twitter