Stephon Marbury Eats Vaseline

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theflyingpig

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Nothing new about this. Back in the middle ages, pouring oil down the throats of the sick was common place. Heh, I remember once, long ago, one of my friends had a really bad cough. He was coughing, and coughing. So I grabbed the back of his neck and poured cooking oil down his throat. He gargled and squirmed a bit, but he stopped coughing pretty quick.
 

schneiderguy

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Nothing new about this. Back in the middle ages, pouring oil down the throats of the sick was common place. Heh, I remember once, long ago, one of my friends had a really bad cough. He was coughing, and coughing. So I grabbed the back of his neck and poured cooking oil down his throat. He gargled and squirmed a bit, but he stopped coughing pretty quick.

Did you fry him up and eat him after that? :hmm:
 

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Nothing new about this. Back in the middle ages, pouring oil down the throats of the sick was common place. Heh, I remember once, long ago, one of my friends had a really bad cough. He was coughing, and coughing. So I grabbed the back of his neck and poured cooking oil down his throat. He gargled and squirmed a bit, but he stopped coughing pretty quick.

OMFG He's back! Praise the lord!
 

Jeff7

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You can feed Vaseline to cats as a hairball remedy.
It'll probably just go right through him.

Some "soar" throat spray would work a lot better though, at least for the pain. His digestive problems are another matter. :D
 

cliftonite

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I am so glad this dumbass is not on the Knicks anymore. Too bad we don't have a first round pick because Isaih traded it for him.
 
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