Camping trip. I spent a full hour starting and tending the fire to cook with, this is gonna be good eats - brats, burgers, steaks cooked over an open fire with oak wood. It's a group of 7 guys, 6 seasoned outdoors men and the 1 new person who's idea of camping is bringing along his huge hotel on wheels camper.
So fucking camper Jackass wants to grill over his portable propane grill because 'it's taking too long to get the coals ready'. Since we all paid for the food it's all good...I'll hold back the alpha male qualities...go right ahead fucking camper jackass. But, those brats we've all been looking forward to take about 25-35 minutes to cook over a medium heat. Keep them away from the flame to avoid being burnt and undercooked. You don't just throw them over direct propane flame and burn the crap out of them.
10 minutes later fucking camper jackass pulls burgers and brats off his precious propane grill. DUDE!!!!! Did I not tell you those brats take a GOOD 25 minutes to be fully cooked? "But look, they're all black on the outside. That means they're done." fucking camper jackass says. The rest of the group mumbles "fucking camper jackass, those things ain't done."
Step away from the grill. Just step away.
Brats were raw on the inside, burnt on the outside.
Burgers were burnt on the outside, cold and raw on the inside.
Steaks were burnt on the outside, cold and raw on the inside.
He did not cook the rest of the trip. Damn Camper Jackass.
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So fucking camper Jackass wants to grill over his portable propane grill because 'it's taking too long to get the coals ready'. Since we all paid for the food it's all good...I'll hold back the alpha male qualities...go right ahead fucking camper jackass. But, those brats we've all been looking forward to take about 25-35 minutes to cook over a medium heat. Keep them away from the flame to avoid being burnt and undercooked. You don't just throw them over direct propane flame and burn the crap out of them.
10 minutes later fucking camper jackass pulls burgers and brats off his precious propane grill. DUDE!!!!! Did I not tell you those brats take a GOOD 25 minutes to be fully cooked? "But look, they're all black on the outside. That means they're done." fucking camper jackass says. The rest of the group mumbles "fucking camper jackass, those things ain't done."
Step away from the grill. Just step away.
Brats were raw on the inside, burnt on the outside.
Burgers were burnt on the outside, cold and raw on the inside.
Steaks were burnt on the outside, cold and raw on the inside.
He did not cook the rest of the trip. Damn Camper Jackass.
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