State Of The Union Speech

sportage

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I just received a copy of tonights State Of The Union speech by the should have been impeached president Donald Trump.
It goes as follows.

Blaww Blaww Blaww
Whine Whine Whine
Lie Lie Lie
Gloat Gloat Gloat
Blaww Blaww Blaww
Lie Lie Lie
Gloat Gloat Gloat
Blaww Blaww Blaww
And finally,

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fleshconsumed

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Feb 21, 2002
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I'd be curious if he's going to go on a crazy rant. He managed to stay on course during the past SotU addresses, but this time impeachment may push him over the edge.
 
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brycejones

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I'd be curious if he's going to go on a crazy rant. He managed to stay on course during the past SotU addresses, but this time impeachment may push him over the edge.
It will depend on how much of a role Steven Miller has in writing this one. So far the GOP in the Senate appears to be buying into "the president's authority shall not be questioned ever" so will he rub their noses in that or let it slide?
 

FerrelGeek

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Are the handmaids going to wear white again this year? Is Adam Schiff gonna show up with a mockup of Mitch Mcconnell's head on a pike? The SotUA is all theater and has been for years. It's long since been something that's not worth watching for years, irrespective of the party in power. I have better things to do with my time.
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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I'd be curious if he's going to go on a crazy rant. He managed to stay on course during the past SotU addresses, but this time impeachment may push him over the edge.
A few catcalls from the floor should derail him. The Dems really, really need to do this. Pushing Trump into free verse rally mode for the State of the Union speech would do nothing but good.
 

trenchfoot

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Aug 5, 2000
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I want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so I'm definitely not going to watch it. It's like every time I see his sourpuss mug I have an urge to spank him on his butt butt for being a naughty naughty incorrigible spoiled brat and time him out in a dark closet along with his crooked babysitter Moscow Mitch.
 

HomerJS

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Feb 6, 2002
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Are the handmaids going to wear white again this year? Is Adam Schiff gonna show up with a mockup of Mitch Mcconnell's head on a pike? The SotUA is all theater and has been for years. It's long since been something that's not worth watching for years, irrespective of the party in power. I have better things to do with my time.
A great idea would be for a Dem to invite Jean Carroll as their guest. Look it up.
 
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trenchfoot

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His address will be no different than any of those "make himself feel good inside" rallies of his. All he ever does when addressing a group in front of him and now the whole world is pat himself on the back, congratulating himself "for a job well done" and utter words of awe and wonder at how much of a genius he is.

All this while simultaneously attacking his enemies and the enemies of his good friend Putin.

He would do himself and the world a favor by totally going off script and speak his mind. It would at the least provide for some very entertaining and revealing moments about himself and what he thinks of those folks that "are trying to get him."
 
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snoopy7548

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"And just so you all know, Kansas City is in Kansas. It's also in Missouri, but it's also in Kansas, where the team comes from, it's in Kansas City. Missouri, and Kansas, both have it, but both, Kansas, and Kansas City, Missouri, the team, NO QUID PRO QUO!"
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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A few catcalls from the floor should derail him. The Dems really, really need to do this. Pushing Trump into free verse rally mode for the State of the Union speech would do nothing but good.

I'd like to see him get noggined by an empty bottle of claret, the origin of which is then traced back to the seat where RBG is mostly napping.
 

HomerJS

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Since Republicans again set the precedent, a shouted chorus of

"you lie"

Since there were no consequences the last time that happened at a SOTU and condoned by Fox News hosts
 
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hal2kilo

Lifer
Feb 24, 2009
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Are the handmaids going to wear white again this year? Is Adam Schiff gonna show up with a mockup of Mitch Mcconnell's head on a pike? The SotUA is all theater and has been for years. It's long since been something that's not worth watching for years, irrespective of the party in power. I have better things to do with my time.
As I remember, it all starting with some shit stain tehadist party person, screaming out you lie!
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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I'm not in the mood to listen to a traitor mangle English while speaking slower than a heavily drunk Southerner.

Too busy trying to get a pic of Moscow Mitch to stick to a 70lb Everlast. Keeps falling off.
 

JEDIYoda

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Jul 13, 2005
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The look in Nancy`s eyes.....damn cold!!

Trump didn`t shake her hand..lolol