For those who want cliff notes version of SotU 2006:
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pander to the black vote
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history
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just go along with us
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we're strong
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interventionism and foreign interference
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dictator, terror, freedom, democracy (actually to his credit I'm AMAZED it took him that long to use his keywords)
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Islam isn't my religion and is therefore bad
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terrorist, Bin Laden (I thought he didn't matter?)
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empirialism
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stay in Iraq
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ok you caught us, we'll be more secretive about how we screw up in the future
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shhhhh! quit pointing out how wretched and incompetant we are
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token poster soldier
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terrorism, democracy
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we're gonna take over the entire middle east, Iran is next?WMD?s?anyone heard this tune before???
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back my faith based initiatives so god will stop punishing the world for not being fundamentalist evangelicals
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I wipe my ass with your Constitution, and am going to keep doing it, and there?s nothing you can do about it because I have a picture of a bird on the rug in my office
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I?ll make the rich richer
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everyone who matters is getting richer as we speak
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exchanging living wage jobs for walmart and mcdonalds
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love your country, import a Mexican to be your domestic
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I?m the most fiscally irresponsible president in history?another 40 years in office and we should have the budget balanced
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line-item veto
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social security/medicare
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send more jobs to china, buy more Chinese goods (this message brought to you from walmart)
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increase healthcare? pharmaceuticals want to increase profits at the expense of the poor and uninsured
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energy ? more coal, less regulation of coal industry?fewer surviving workers means a solution to the social security problem, see?
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more science ? once I dictate what science is allowed
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no taxes to pharmaceuticals, they want to increase profits at the expense of the poor and uninsured
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cutting all electives and support programs in school
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love America? Bash gays
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I got two puppies on scouts, nyah nyah
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cloning must be banned, it could eventually bankrupt pharmaceuticals, they want to increase profits at the expense of the poor and uninsured
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remember the dem?s are unethical too
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sorry bout you white folks in new Orleans?my bad
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aids is gods punishment for being black?or maybe it?s for not be a fundamentalist evangelical?whichever
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token mention of Lincoln & King
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god god god, yeah god, go god
There you go, from more than 5000 to under 500 words.