Starting to get sick of some of the old people in FL

[aphex]

Walking my dog around the neighborhood, there are big grassy areas behind everyones townhouses (community property, not the owners). There are ~ 10 townhouses to a block (all attached), and about 15 blocks in the neighborhood.

Im walking my dog past and this old guy comes out "Don't let your DAMN fido crap on my lawn"

Me: Excuse me sir, but its not your lawn. And besides, see this bag i have in my hand? Its a neat invention that lets me pick up the poop.

Him: I DONT CARE!!! Are you gonna clean the grass?

Me: Happily..

Unfortunately, Riley moved along and didnt poop. But thanks sir, now i know EXACTLY where im going to take him EVERYDAY to facilitate his bodily functions.

Moron.

 

[DainBramaged]

I have neighbors like that. I was raking yesterday and they got home. I was chatting with them and the wind picked up just a little. The lady, who was just being really friendly with me, was like, you'd better not let those leaves blow into our yard.

Whatever bitch. :roll:

 

[moshquerade]

some old people are crotchety. just don't let them suck you in and turn you into an old grump, too.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
some old people are crotchety. just don't let them suck you in and turn you into an old grump, too.

For sure.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
some old people are crotchety. just don't let them suck you in and turn you into an old grump, too.

Hu-hu, you said crocthety, hu-hu.

 

[MagicConch]

I had a similar experience when I was walking along a condo complex a couple years ago when I was visiting a friend. Not only did this old woman tell me quite forcibly to not lett my dog poop there, but she also told me to tell every other dog owner to not let their dog poop there. It seemed quite a daunting task since there must be thousands & thousands of dog owners in the city.

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I have neighbors like that. I was raking yesterday and they got home. I was chatting with them and the wind picked up just a little. The lady, who was just being really friendly with me, was like, you'd better not let those leaves blow into our yard.

Whatever bitch. :roll:

Like you can control that. I can't stand people like that. Luckily none of my neighbors care so you can bet I'm not raking my yard.

 

[Steve]

Kill them.

 

[amdhunter]

They'll be dead soon, so let them be.

 

[Amused]

You think he's bad? Next fscker that allows his dog to sh!t in my yard is going to find me sh!tting in his.

Dog owners are worse than smokers for the nastiness they leave behind.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: aphex
Walking my dog around the neighborhood, there are big grassy areas behind everyones townhouses (community property, not the owners). There are ~ 10 townhouses to a block (all attached), and about 15 blocks in the neighborhood.

Im walking my dog past and this old guy comes out "Don't let your DAMN fido crap on my lawn"

Me: Excuse me sir, but its not your lawn. And besides, see this bag i have in my hand? Its a neat invention that lets me pick up the poop.

Him: I DONT CARE!!! Are you gonna clean the grass?

Me: Happily..

Unfortunately, Riley moved along and didnt poop. But thanks sir, now i know EXACTLY where im going to take him EVERYDAY to facilitate his bodily functions.

Moron.

this is a prefect example

if you don't start crap with people they will most likely leave you alone and be on their way

had this old geezer not yeld at you, i doubt you would be taking your dog out behind his house everyday from now on to leave "suprises"

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: aphex
Walking my dog around the neighborhood, there are big grassy areas behind everyones townhouses (community property, not the owners). There are ~ 10 townhouses to a block (all attached), and about 15 blocks in the neighborhood.

Im walking my dog past and this old guy comes out "Don't let your DAMN fido crap on my lawn"

Me: Excuse me sir, but its not your lawn. And besides, see this bag i have in my hand? Its a neat invention that lets me pick up the poop.

Him: I DONT CARE!!! Are you gonna clean the grass?

Me: Happily..

Unfortunately, Riley moved along and didnt poop. But thanks sir, now i know EXACTLY where im going to take him EVERYDAY to facilitate his bodily functions.

Moron.

this is a prefect example

if you don't start crap with people they will most likely leave you alone and be on their way

had this old geezer not yeld at you, i doubt you would be taking your dog out behind his house everyday from now on to leave "suprises"

Yep, and i won't be nearly as careful cleaning it up as i usually am.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: aphex


Yep, and i won't be nearly as careful cleaning it up as i usually am.

[innerchild]SQUEEZE POOP WITH BAG!

smear his door knob and car door handle FTW![/innerchild]

 

[Shawn]

I hate them too but luckily I haven't seen a single old person since I moved to Tally. College towns FTW!

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: MagicConch
I had a similar experience when I was walking along a condo complex a couple years ago when I was visiting a friend. Not only did this old woman tell me quite forcibly to not lett my dog poop there, but she also told me to tell every other dog owner to not let their dog poop there. It seemed quite a daunting task since there must be thousands & thousands of dog owners in the city.

in the middle of the night, take a crap on her lawn yourself, and stick a little sign in the middle of it that says "this is not dog crap", with an optional "stfu" on the other side