Star Wars Episode II - SPOILER THREAD

[LordMaul]

From the requests and constant WHINING of many members, this is a place to post spoilers and discuss important plot event in Attack of the Clones!

 

[UCDznutz]

Anakin Skywalker = Darth Vader

hope that didn't spoil too much

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: UCDznutz
Anakin Skywalker = Darth Vader

hope that didn't spoil too much

YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!:|:|


Might as well not watch it now.

 

[UberDave]

Yoda is green and is always stoned. Hint, hint?

 

[Evadman]

Lord Maul, you forget your prozac?

Yoda = cool. One of the few charators I like.

Jes I know I can not spell. I do not care

 

[ultimatebob]

I hate spoil the suprise for you, but that movie on the internet is a FAKE! The REAL movie is much different. Here's some of the highlights:

Anakin Skywalker gets his schlong cut off in his first light saber battle! He replaces it with a 1 foot long robotic enhancement, much to the delight to Queen Amidala.

Mace Windu scares off the entire clone army, after he shows off is "Bad Mutha f**ker wallet, and quotes some bad-ass sounding bible scripture.

You probably saw this one coming, but the REAL father of Anakin Skywalker is found to be Jar Jar Binks. Even scarier, he finds out that his mom is Susanne Somers. After finding this his powers are the result of such a genetic freak show, slipps into depression. He starts breathing funny and wearing black all the time. The rest is history!

 

[dc]

anakin loses his hand in battle with dooku.

haha, like father like son.

 

[XMan]

Anakin Skywalker gets his schlong cut off in his first light saber battle! He replaces it with a 1 foot long robotic enhancement, much to the delight to Queen Amidala.

I hear it has a pull starter, like an Evinrude.

 

[y2kc]

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it sucks.

 

[TuffGuy]

Originally posted by: y2kc
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it sucks.

opinions are like assholes - everyone has one, and some people are bigger than others'.

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: TuffGuy

Originally posted by: y2kc
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it sucks.

opinions are like assholes - everyone has one, and some people are bigger than others'.

Owned..

Sorry, I don't remember the L33T spelling.