STAR WARS, EPISODE lll REVENGE OF THE CARBS
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Carb Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Dr. Atkins Diet, Dr. Ornish Diet and Weight Watchers. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, Oprah Winfrey, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Twinkie, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .