Star-Spangled penis

[Schadenfroh]

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A comedian failed to win over his audience when he unzipped his pants on stage and exposed his penis -- painted red, white and blue like the American flag.

 

[her209]

Patriotism @ its finest.

 

[MacBaine]

that's a disgrace....

 

[fs5]

please, nobody ask for :camera:'s

 

[Yeeny]

pics!

 

[iwearnosox]

Mine's been red, white and blue for years. And I've never painted it.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Yeeny
pics!

I think it was one of those mini flags,you know,the ones they sell at Walmart 4/$1.00 around fourth of July?

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Yeeny
pics!

I think it was one of those mini flags,you know,the ones they sell at Walmart 4/$1.00 around fourth of July?

Oh the kind that never stand up on their own, always flopping over cause they can't support themselves. Yep, I know the kind.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Mine's been red, white and blue for years. And I've never painted it.

:Q

 

[BatmanNate]

L O L

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Yeeny
pics!

The Japan version...

 

[CrazyPerson]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: Yeeny
pics!

The Japan version...

be advised... nothing much to see

 

[conjur]

Was it only at half-mast?

 

[Analog]

oh.

 

Oh the kind that never stand up on their own, always flopping over cause they can't support themselves. Yep, I know the kind.

Yes, you have that effect on men :Q

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Roger

Oh the kind that never stand up on their own, always flopping over cause they can't support themselves. Yep, I know the kind.

Yes, you have that effect on men :Q

Ooo, I see how it is, dissing me when I am not here to defend myself. Don't make me sic Geekbabe on you Roger!!

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Yeeny

Originally posted by: Roger

Oh the kind that never stand up on their own, always flopping over cause they can't support themselves. Yep, I know the kind.

Yes, you have that effect on men :Q

Ooo, I see how it is, dissing me when I am not here to defend myself. Don't make me sic Geekbabe on you Roger!!

Yeah, he'd HATE that....

 

What are you going to do, beat me up ?

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Roger
What are you going to do, beat me up ?

I might. I am a bad ass you know...


:|

 

Your ass went bad ?

Kinky girl

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Roger
Your ass went bad ?

Kinky girl

LOL. No, its wrapped for freshness. Even dated!

 

[DainBramaged]

OOOOHHHHH, Pics????

 

Your ass is dated ?

LOL

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Yeeny

Originally posted by: Roger
Your ass went bad ?

Kinky girl

LOL. No, its wrapped for freshness. Even dated!

Would your ass go out on a date with me?

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Roger
Your ass is dated ?

LOL

Yeah, I really need to get that off there before people realize how old I am!!!


Would your ass go out on a date with me?

Depends. Is it dutch, or are you paying?