Squid Boyz... i mean Biker Boyz review...

[boyRacer]

Link

I was actually going to see how it was... just to see the bikes... without expecting a decent story... but when i read this:

You see, these "races" feature lots of riders looking at each other, mid-race, and twisting the throttle a little further, so they can surge ahead. Other typical Hollywood tricks include: lowered, stretched and chromed-out Huyabusas that seem to top out around 130 mph, until you press the NOS button and magically shoot straight to 180 mph. Helmetless racers going 180 mph, with long blonde hair lightly tussled by gentle wisps of air. Huyabusa's, ZX-12Rs, GSX-Rs, R-1s etc "dragracing" down gravel and dirt roads, and so much more that I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it all.

I don't think i'll waste 2 hours of my night on it... What kind of freakin drag race is it when you don't have the throttle twisted all the way... let alone racing on gravel... hahahahahaha... or when a Hayabusa tops out at 130 and would need NAAAAAWWWWZZZZ to get to 180.... hokay...

 

[Zenmervolt]

There are going to be so many dead squids this summer.

ZV

 

[GoingUp]

why do they call them squids?

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
There are going to be so many dead squids this summer.

ZV

Too true.

If I ever see Laurence Fishburne in person I'm going to slap him upside the back of his head.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
why do they call them squids?

That is a damn fine question. Answer: they just do.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
why do they call them squids?

Because once they go splat on the road, you really can't tell them apart from a dead squid.

ZV

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
why do they call them squids?

here... from bsobel

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
why do they call them squids?

here... from bsobel

"Some Quick Unimportant Immature Dumbass"

Well what do you know, the automotive world has those too. Ricers.

 

[MikeMike]

so is someone going to sue the makers of this movie when they purchase their kid a crotch rocket and he becomes an organ donor

since this movie showed them that bikes are fast

just like FPS games cause killers

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
so is someone going to sue the makers of this movie when they purchase their kid a crotch rocket and he becomes an organ donor

since this movie showed them that bikes are fast

just like FPS games cause killers

more like they'll sue Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, and Kawasaki...

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
so is someone going to sue the makers of this movie when they purchase their kid a crotch rocket and he becomes an organ donor

since this movie showed them that bikes are fast

just like FPS games cause killers

more like they'll sue Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, and Kawasaki...

thank god.. cause I want a triumph.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
so is someone going to sue the makers of this movie when they purchase their kid a crotch rocket and he becomes an organ donor

since this movie showed them that bikes are fast

just like FPS games cause killers

more like they'll sue Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, and Kawasaki...

thank god.. cause I want a triumph.

LOL... i think that's pretty safe from the upcoming squids... i doubt any of them even know what a Triumph is...

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: The_good_guy

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
so is someone going to sue the makers of this movie when they purchase their kid a crotch rocket and he becomes an organ donor

since this movie showed them that bikes are fast

just like FPS games cause killers

more like they'll sue Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, and Kawasaki...

thank god.. cause I want a triumph.

LOL... i think that's pretty safe from the upcoming squids... i doubt any of them even know what a Triumph is...

When i get older, i'll be looking into a nice Ducati or Buell. For now, i'm happy with my Suzy Gixxer

-=bmacd=-

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
why do they call them squids?

here... from bsobel

great read!

-=bmacd=-

 

[iamme]

seriously though, what were you expecting?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: The_good_guy

Originally posted by: BoYRaCeR

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
so is someone going to sue the makers of this movie when they purchase their kid a crotch rocket and he becomes an organ donor

since this movie showed them that bikes are fast

just like FPS games cause killers

more like they'll sue Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, and Kawasaki...

thank god.. cause I want a triumph.

LOL... i think that's pretty safe from the upcoming squids... i doubt any of them even know what a Triumph is...

Which is part of the reason my rates were so low when I had mine.

 

[DoNotDisturb]

that movie looks like some bootleg F&F.

 

[pyonir]

You know what we call bikers in the ER!? ORGAN DONORS!

*groan* I've seen the previews for the movie...that is MORE than i care to see.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir
You know what we call bikers in the ER!? ORGAN DONORS!

*groan* I've seen the previews for the movie...that is MORE than i care to see.

Come to Atlanta and you can see these assholes in person. They're all over the place on weekend evenings.

 

[nord1899]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir
You know what we call bikers in the ER!? ORGAN DONORS!

*groan* I've seen the previews for the movie...that is MORE than i care to see.

Come to Atlanta and you can see these assholes in person. They're all over the place on weekend evenings.

Fortunately, most bikers up here on Long Island seem to be of the cruiser type (Harley) , not crotch rocket (SQUID). Other than the rumbling that sets off every car alarm in the neighborhood, they aren't that bad.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir
You know what we call bikers in the ER!? ORGAN DONORS!

*groan* I've seen the previews for the movie...that is MORE than i care to see.

Come to Atlanta and you can see these assholes in person. They're all over the place on weekend evenings.

haha, you forget. I live in Arizona. We have these dumbasses all over year round.