Spunky buddies come in and hijackers leave!
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Lifer
- Jan 8, 2002
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I?ve brought the aforementioned duties of a psychological cyclops who brings rukus amongst rockers who lie to engage in battle, who else runs into the blue waters of niagra falls jumping the cliff ever so suddenly, blocking wind and especially farting into the misty grains of sunshine. Downside is the only available resources to complete the project are blown to smithereens because of the automobiles problem to interconnect with the august kinetics which brings in food for the car, electronically.
rudeguy
Lifer
- Dec 27, 2001
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So today I am driving down the street minding my own business, and I notice an intersection about a quarter of a mile ahead. Which is ok because I was only doing about 45 mph. Never mind the fact that the speed limit is 25. But anyways, I see this crazy lady riding a bike with one of those strollers towed behind it. Now this crazy lady is riding in my lane, going maybe 5 mph, and doesnt have the decency to jump the curb and ride on the grass.
So what did I do? I did what any self respecting aggressive driver would do. I hammered on my horn and kept my bumper about a quarter of an inch away from here rear tire. That dumb lady would budge. So I had to break out the big guns to get my lane back. I jumped the curb and had about 3/4 of my car on some guys lawn (I hope the crazy lady realizes that she is responsible for the damage to that poor guys lawn) and squeeze in beside this maniac bicyclist. When I am right beside the lady I ask her what the heck she thinks she is doing. She actually had the nerve to flip me off. Well this just confirmed her insanity to me, and gave me reason to take this maniac off the street. So I grab my tire iron that I keep on my dashboard for just such occasions, and jam it in her front wheel sending her crashing to the ground.
Some people just should be allowed to ride on my street.
So what did I do? I did what any self respecting aggressive driver would do. I hammered on my horn and kept my bumper about a quarter of an inch away from here rear tire. That dumb lady would budge. So I had to break out the big guns to get my lane back. I jumped the curb and had about 3/4 of my car on some guys lawn (I hope the crazy lady realizes that she is responsible for the damage to that poor guys lawn) and squeeze in beside this maniac bicyclist. When I am right beside the lady I ask her what the heck she thinks she is doing. She actually had the nerve to flip me off. Well this just confirmed her insanity to me, and gave me reason to take this maniac off the street. So I grab my tire iron that I keep on my dashboard for just such occasions, and jam it in her front wheel sending her crashing to the ground.
Some people just should be allowed to ride on my street.
And we can steam on the way to the 'telly, go filly my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese, eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cuz in a few, we gonna do
What we came to do, ain't that right, Boo? (True)
F*&$ the 'telly, we'll just go to the crib, watchin' movies in the jacuzi, smokin L's while ya do me.
Whose lyrics? Anyone, anyone?
A t-bone steak, cheese, eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cuz in a few, we gonna do
What we came to do, ain't that right, Boo? (True)
F*&$ the 'telly, we'll just go to the crib, watchin' movies in the jacuzi, smokin L's while ya do me.
Whose lyrics? Anyone, anyone?
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