spot the funny line

[maziwanka]

read the yahoo article about china sending up a vessel to space. see if you can spot the funny line.

Chinese Space Program

 

[308nato]

I found this the most humorous.....""China's space technology has been created by China itself...."

 

[guyver01]

If the launch is completed successfully, China would join the United States and the former Soviet Union as the only countries to send manned craft into space.


is that correct?

i thought that Great Britan has too.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: guyver01
If the launch is completed successfully, China would join the United States and the former Soviet Union as the only countries to send manned craft into space.


is that correct?

i thought that Great Britan has too.

Not manned.

 

[captains]

"officials stress that everything sent up will be made in China."

isnt everything we have already made by china?

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: guyver01
If the launch is completed successfully, China would join the United States and the former Soviet Union as the only countries to send manned craft into space.


is that correct?

i thought that Great Britan has too.

Many European countries have as part of the ESA.

 

[maziwanka]

hahaha. to me, it was,

"They'll be able to eat shredded pork with garlic sauce and kungpao chicken," China.com said.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

to me it was : "I can guarantee you that most of the astronauts can fulfill their assignment successfully," most

 

[captains]

All 14 have qualified for space travel and passed psychological tests "with honors," the newspaper said.


hahahah with honors

 

[maziwanka]

yah that one was pretty good (how do u pass a psych test with honors?)

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
to me it was : "I can guarantee you that most of the astronauts can fulfill their assignment successfully," most

"and the ones who don't will die horribly on national TV with a sharpened bamboo pole in their rectum"

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: captains
"officials stress that everything sent up will be made in China."

isnt everything we have already made by china?

lol.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

The Oct. 15 date was reported by Sina.com, a mainland Web site. It quoted Phoenix TV, a Hong Kong broadcaster that is led by a former Chinese military officer and has close ties to Beijing.

Not particularly funny, but Yahoo is quoting Sina.com, which quoted a Hong Kong TV channel, which supposedly got their information from Beijing.

Talk about fourth hand information.

 

[edro]

"all your base....are belong to us..."

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: ChurchOfSubgenius

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
to me it was : "I can guarantee you that most of the astronauts can fulfill their assignment successfully," most

"and the ones who don't will die horribly on national TV with a sharpened bamboo pole in their rectum"

:Q

 

[Izzo]

Okay, what the hell are they going to learn from a bag of seeds that spends 90 minutes in space with "no other scientific equipment?" And why do they need to eat garlic chicken and hot n sour soup if they are only up in space for 90 minutes? Can't the taikonaut just grab a hot dog before lift off and then eat dinner when they back?