Sport of Choice...

[RaDragon]

Read upon the following six statements, and the amazing conclusion they lead to:


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.


Amazing Conclusion:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the
smaller your balls become.

 

I guess Bill Gates plays marbles.

 

[RaDragon]

LOL

 

[Impact55]

What about Ice Hockey? That's my sport

 

[abracadabra1]

crew is my sport. no balls in crew...well except those, ofcourse.

 

[vi edit]

I do 12 oz. curls. Where does that fit in?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Paintball.
The balls aren't big, but we got lots of 'em

 

[Yeeny]

I play softball, so what does that put me?

 

[Damaged]

Penis envy?

 

[cgclausen]

I'm in High School and I play golf. It's cool. Everyone talks sh!t about golf but the funney thing is all the football and basketball teams suck. The only team that has more championships than golf is tenis, go figure.

 

[Buddha Bart]

Dammit! I wasn't first with a paintball comment!

bart

 

[KingHam]

I like to toss the medicine ball around.

KingHam

 

[Gorgonzola]

i've played basketball since i was 8

 

[RaDragon]

<< I like to toss the medicine ball around. >>



really?

 

[DataFly]

I play baseball in school, but we sometimes practice with huge, basketball-sized whiffle balls. Sadly, the teams &quot;manliness&quot; gets much smaller at game time.:Q



How do &quot;maintenance level employees&quot; cope with that tremendous weight.:Q

 

[Pastfinder]

Paint Ball and Greco-Roman wrestling