*spoiler* Leonardo DiCaprio gets smacked it up, flipped, and rubbed down...

[brainhulk]

by a bear in his new film

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...looks-poised-finally-achieve-Oscar-glory.html

In a scene early in the film, DiCaprio's character Hugh Glass is viciously attacked by a bear who then flips him over on his back and proceeds to molest him

what!!? lmao

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Bears aren't that stupid. Stop making shit up.

Then again, Daily Mail, so I'm not sure Leonard De Caprio exists.

 

[PottedMeat]

it's an onion production inspired by this legit story

 

[DaTT]

Something tells me this is going to be unbearable to watch.Guess I'll just have to bear down and get through it.Barely able to watch him with his clothes on.Barebacked by a bear, what's next?

I lol'd

 

[brainhulk]

Bear: "daaaaaaamn, dat human gots a hugh (gl)ass"

 

[BrokenVisage]

Now watch the bear get an Oscar over DiCaprio.

 

[clamum]

Full Definition of MOLEST
transitive verb
1
: to annoy, disturb, or persecute especially with hostile intent or injurious effect
2
: to make annoying sexual advances to; especially : to force physical and usually sexual contact on

Movie looks awesome. The Revenant thread

 

[zinfamous]

Now watch the bear get an Oscar over DiCaprio.

 

[SunnyD]

it's an onion production inspired by this legit story

Best part of that story is it's listed under the column "The Lighter Side". Methinks that there's absolutely nothing light about that situation, if it's actually true.

 

[Platypus]

maybe they meant bear as in the gay sub-genre, not the animal?

 

[WT]

I think it was Tom Hardy dressed as a furry.

 

[John Connor]

...and yet he will STILL remain Oscarless. :twisted:

Why should he get six or more years added to his life?

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=117455

 

[Ichinisan]

Been seeing trailers for this movie for a while now. Looks EPIC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q1M_mzRGRQ

 

[DigDog]

Broken Booty Mountain

 

[Mandres]

Best part of that story is it's listed under the column "The Lighter Side". Methinks that there's absolutely nothing light about that situation, if it's actually true.

Right?!? That article is completely appalling. I sure hope it's some kind of joke.

 

[Svnla]

Now watch the bear get an Oscar over DiCaprio.

Best Supporting Actor goes to.....Da Bear!!!!!!!

 

[JSt0rm]

Why would you spoiler anything in your title you jackass? I don't even watch trailers because I want to go into a film without knowing anything about it. The very nature of your thread title affects that.

 

[purbeast0]

it's not a spoiler, and it's all a bs news story that someone made up and it's fucking retarded how everyone will just post shit without vetting it. our media is dumb as shit.

 

[JSt0rm]

ok but he has a big movie coming out and no "spoiler" should be dropped anywhere. If I dont read anything but the title of this thread it has already influenced my viewing of that film.