Spitters are quitters -> Written by a woman?

[JEDI]

13 Ways to keep your husband happy:
http://msn.foxsports.com/college-fo...age/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy-042914

1. Give him a blowjob at least once a week.

6. Don’t use the kids as an excuse -> When I gave birth to all three of our kids and “wasn’t available,” my mouth still was.


doubt that a girl wrote the list

 

[dank69]

13 Ways to keep your husband happy:
http://msn.foxsports.com/college-fo...age/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy-042914

1. Give him a blowjob at least once a week.

6. Don’t use the kids as an excuse -> When I gave birth to all three of our kids and “wasn’t available,” my mouth still was.


doubt that a girl wrote the list

Why do you doubt it? Occasionally a woman escapes childhood without being totally screwed up by our oppressive attitudes towards sex.

 

[BUTCH1]

Actually I think she's for real, she want's to genuinely keep her man happy and she's on point about everything, instead of finding a reason to bitch about everything, find a reason to let it go, like starting arguments about who takes out the trash more often, ect. Plus she has a great sense of humor, here's her take on her husband eyeballing other woman at the mall, "Who cares where he gets his appetite as long as he comes home to eat.", priceless!

 

[pontifex]

thats written by a man. women don't talk like that.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

thats written by a man. women don't talk like that.

It could have been written by a woman who understood her audience.

 

[PottedMeat]

Plus she has a great sense of humor, here's her take on her husband eyeballing other woman at the mall, "Who cares where he gets his appetite as long as he comes home to eat.", priceless!

Oh and the last thing was [female policy adviser] Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her, I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

:awe:

 

[Vdubchaos]

If your women doesn't do most of the things on that list, your relationship is in trouble.

 

[CPA]

um, why is this editorial in the sports section?

 

[bearxor]

thats written by a man. women don't talk like that.

I disagree. I have a wife that is maybe not all out like this woman is, but is pretty close in a lot of areas.

We're pretty happy.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

um, why is this editorial in the sports section?

Know your audience.

 

[Krazy4Real]

A+ article

 

[NetWareHead]

how many guys here forwarded a link to this article to their gf/wife?

 

[SlitheryDee]

That's pretty awesome whoever wrote it. It hits on a key difference between men and women. A healthy man is always ready for sex, while a healthy woman may not be. There are plenty of other things that men do for their women that they really don't want to do though. Why does the occasional blow job have to be different from those often more difficult and lengthy tasks? Why does sex have to segregated from every other activity in this regard? If men waited until they were "in the mood" to do the things they do for their wives I think the women wouldn't put up with that for very long.

 

[Kadarin]

That author is dead on.

 

[Rakehellion]

thats written by a man. women don't talk like that.

Not any of the ones who will date you.

 

[BoberFett]

If it's real, that woman sounds like a doormat.

I prefer a woman with a spine. Relationships are give and take.

 

[Fritzo]

13 Ways to keep your husband happy:
http://msn.foxsports.com/college-fo...age/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy-042914

1. Give him a blowjob at least once a week.

6. Don’t use the kids as an excuse -> When I gave birth to all three of our kids and “wasn’t available,” my mouth still was.


doubt that a girl wrote the list

WHAAAAAT? That's not supposed to be once a decade? My wife has some explaining to do

Also, we both use kids as an excuse. I have two teenagers, and they think it's hilarious to try to catch us in the act. As soon as they hear our bedroom door lock or anything that sounds like a bed moving, they start screaming "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE????" and bang on our door.

My kids are assholes.

 

[Kadarin]

If it's real, that woman sounds like a doormat.

I prefer a woman with a spine. Relationships are give and take.

No, it sounds right, and it doesn't sound like she's a doormat so long as he holds up his end of the relationship as well. That part just isn't mentioned in the article.

 

[z1ggy]

WHAAAAAT? That's not supposed to be once a decade? My wife has some explaining to do

Also, we both use kids as an excuse. I have two teenagers, and they think it's hilarious to try to catch us in the act. As soon as they hear our bedroom door lock or anything that sounds like a bed moving, they start screaming "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE????" and bang on our door.

My kids are assholes.

And/or sex crazed perverts.

One way to quickly get them to stop is make sure you're both naked banging it out on the couch when they come home with their friends after school. That'll teach the little bastards...

 

[z1ggy]

No, it sounds right, and it doesn't sound like she's a doormat so long as he holds up his end of the relationship as well. That part just isn't mentioned in the article.

And it also assumes you have a solid foundation to work on to begin with. No relationship is worth a dick if all you do is have sex. I'm talking long term not just your random college g/f. Sex can only go back to solving things when you had something very real and deep to start off.

 

[SP33Demon]

Women should be more submissive like this woman says. Give it up women and your man will be way happier than the obstinate bitch mode. That's how you keep a husband.

 

[Fritzo]

And/or sex crazed perverts.

One way to quickly get them to stop is make sure you're both naked banging it out on the couch when they come home with their friends after school. That'll teach the little bastards...

Are you kidding? My daughter would be Instagraming that all over the place. She inherited my sense of reveling in awkward situations and my wife's lack of a spam filter. It's a dangerous combination. We may have created the anti-Christ.

 

[WackyDan]

"keep your man happy at home" is very true... My wife used to get pissed when I would suggest that her friend's marriages failed and the husband cheated because her friends weren't keeping their husbands happy at home... My wife chalked it up to their husbands being "pigs".

Then we almost lost our marriage because she wasn't keeping me happy at home. Anger, resentment, frustration with her over her changing the rules regarding intimacy post marriage and on an on going basis. I won't get into the details here, but my wife finally had an epiphany of sorts when she realized that she was about to be a single mom, about to lose the roof over her head and her comfortable living arrangement. Things got better fast and then kinda fell back a bit but at least not to the horrible level they were at before. There is still "rationing" of sex as I like to call it, but the frequency is far better and due to that there is less fighting - go figure.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Little secret.....you know the old saying "happy wife, happy life"

It applies as much to men as it does to women.

No woman should EVER think that we cannot make their life miserable, that would be ignorant.

Problem is, we have generations of little B%#$#@ and P%^#@$....and the balance tipped way to one side.

In process of fixing itself as we speak....

 

[z1ggy]

Are you kidding? My daughter would be Instagraming that all over the place. She inherited my sense of reveling in awkward situations and my wife's lack of a spam filter. It's a dangerous combination. We may have created the anti-Christ.

Hmmm.. Well that really does suck for you. Best course of action is a secret sex dungeon in your basement.