Spiders on my walls

[Conky]

I've had these little suckers running up and down my walls for the last month or so. Guess it's a Spring thing. I have no issue with them because they don't do anything but run up and down the wall.

But they are getting bigger and bigger. They started out about the size of a pea(legs included in measure) and now the are around the dime and nickle size.

At what size should I start worrying?

edited for messed up grammar

 

[PHiuR]

now

 

[pinoy]

when you see them smile at you, i'd be worried if i were you!

 

[igowerf]

When they start getting hairy and grow fangs.

 

[Banana]

Maybe they're Daddy-Longlegs (Opilionids)--I've seen those swarm, but outdoors. They look like spiders, but they're not.

edit: BTW, you're--uh--not "using" anything that may cause hallucinations, right?

 

[HappyPuppy]

While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

The survivors, as they venture into warmer climes in the centuries to come, will encounter the evil breed and learn how to make sumptuous pies from their dead carcasses. They will be called Eskimo Pies.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

The survivors, as they venture into warmer climes in the centuries to come, will encounter the evil breed and learn how to make sumptuous pies from their dead carcasses. They will be called Eskim Pies.

Coming this fall on FOX

 

[Turin39789]

join them

 

[Turin39789]

looks like thats the one

 

[Banana]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

Is this a FPS or RPG?

 

[Gunslinger08]

I'd be worried when your cat disappears.. you're next.

Josh

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

Is this a FPS or RPG?

RPG, it would never work as an FPS.

 

[NokiaDude]

You need to call an exterminator now. This reminds me very strongly of the movie "Arachniphopbia".

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

The survivors, as they venture into warmer climes in the centuries to come, will encounter the evil breed and learn how to make sumptuous pies from their dead carcasses. They will be called Eskimo Pies.

Dude, that is an exquisite piece of literary prose, bar none. :beer:

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

The survivors, as they venture into warmer climes in the centuries to come, will encounter the evil breed and learn how to make sumptuous pies from their dead carcasses. They will be called Eskimo Pies.

Dude, that is an exquisite piece of literary prose, bar none. :beer:

It's just one of the folksy stories I tell my children when I put them to bed at night.:Q

 

[Conky]

I'm not calling exterminators.
I'm no tree-hugger but I don't like poisons being sprayed in my house. I regularly kill the spiders when they are within reach.
But the two up near the corner of my room are not really in reach. I am not about to stand on my desk and risk falling down for a couple of little bugs that could care less about me. But I think they are looking down at me and planning an attack... ok, maybe not.

Besides, I always heard that spiders eat other more scary bugs.

 

[redheadednurse]

Have you had any morphine lately?

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: redheadednurse
Have you had any morphine lately?

No, I am drug free. I've had a couple beers but I could easily smash the two spiders I see now(they are not above my desk) and scan them to prove I am not hallucinating.

What really bugs me are the spiders under my skin when I stop drinking the beer.

:Q

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: pinoy
when you see them smile at you, i'd be worried if i were you!

:Q

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

I'd start worrying if they start demanding things from you. I'd also worry if your computer is near where they are...they might want to climb in there and nest. :Q

 

[dighn]

get rid of them, before they get rid of you

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: pinoy
when you see them smile at you, i'd be worried if i were you!

lol

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
While you are sleeping, they will pry your lips open and crawl down your throat into your intestines and lungs. They will eat the soft tissues and deposit their eggs and die shortly thereafter. About 2 weeks later they will begin hatching. They will be hungry and start eating the lining to your lungs and your intestines. As they grow you will begin to bulge and feel excruciating pain. You will have to be rushed by ambulance to the ER where they will cut you from throat to belly, saw through your ribcage and use an expander to open you up. The bloodthirsty varmints will swarm from your body cavity, invading the operating room and attacking the doctors and nurses. You will be abandoned by your medical saviours as they flee to save their own lives. The hospital will be evacuated and the fire department will set incendiary devices to burn down the entire structure in the hopes of exterminating this threat to humanity. They will, of course, be unsuccessful and the entire world will be overrun and decimated by them within six months. Human life will exist only in isolated pockets of the frozen north.

The survivors, as they venture into warmer climes in the centuries to come, will encounter the evil breed and learn how to make sumptuous pies from their dead carcasses. They will be called Eskimo Pies.

:Q :Q :Q

LOL for real this time

Heh heh, now thats nice.

 

[Descartes]

What kind of spiders are they? I had them running up and down my walls as well, but they certainly weren't welcome.

Nothing worse than running down your stairs with your hand on the rail only to find a huge brown recluse inches from your hand. What's more, waking up only to find one a few inches from your face. Ever seen a person with a BRS bite on their face?

When I moved out of that place I found dead ones everywhere. One indication of the BRS is really sloppy webs; quality engineers they aren't.

 

[calpha]

Originally posted by: Descartes
What kind of spiders are they? I had them running up and down my walls as well, but they certainly weren't welcome.

Nothing worse than running down your stairs with your hand on the rail only to find a huge brown recluse inches from your hand. What's more, waking up only to find one a few inches from your face. Ever seen a person with a BRS bite on their face?

When I moved out of that place I found dead ones everywhere. One indication of the BRS is really sloppy webs; quality engineers they aren't.

If there was ONE BRS in my house, I'd be in a hotel the next day, and have it bombed, agent oranged, napalmed you name it. I've seen a brs bite, and I'm not risking messing around with those buggers. They're not as mean as a black widow----but man. Having one or two of them would be more then enough for me to have nightmares. i'm glad you don't live there anymore as I don't have to worry about you getting bitten tonight. Man that makes my skin crawl just thinking about it