Spiders blow

[DanJ]

So I went "up north" with my friends last week to my families cottage. Anyways, long story short, bringing the cooler into my car from the deck up there was a bad idea I guess. On the drive home my gf says there is a large spider in the jeep. I'm like great. Kill it. Well her and my friend combined did a crap job of that. So there is the flipping large spider in my Jeep.

Anyways, yesterday, in the morning I get in it and there is a damned web from my window to the steering wheel, to the windshield...and it's freaking detailed. Time was spent on this thing.

So I knock it down and proceed to be mad driving around waiting for this thing to crawl on me and make me crash into a wall or something.

So, today I get in my car and the web is back, about twice the size. So I'm done with it, go to my local "we have everything" store and got a thing of Raid Spider killer crap (fumigation thing). So for 3 hours it looked like my car was on fire from the inside.

The damned thing better be dead tomorrow.

 

[Jothaxe]

Ha! This post is great - funny in a creepy sort of way.

-jothaxe

 

[CattyKathy]

LoLz, does anyones sees taht there's a thread about spider every night? Why not cockroach? or like a beetle?how about a worm?

 

[Platypus]

Lol, charlottes getting pissed off..

 

[DanJ]

Cuz, like I said. Spiders blow.

Cockroaches and beetles are just too rare and don't blow as much I guess.

 

[DanJ]

Fumigation things are wierd. It was like a can with crap inside which went inside this plastic cup. Ya fill the plastic cup with like a 1/4 inch of water and set the metal can inside and the thing starts freaking out (fumigating).

Must be some jacked up metal can or something. Don't ask me. I'm a computer science major.

 

[Jothaxe]

<< Don't ask me. I'm a computer science major. >>



That's a pretty quotable thing to go and say.

-jothaxe

 

[DanJ]

Most the time I tell people I know how to do all kinds of crap cuz I'm an &quot;Engineer&quot; - According to my college of course.

But then they find out it's CS and that's about it.

 

[GoldenGuppy]

I hate spiders... but I let them go free sometimes.. I feel bad killing things =( ... the only time I'd kill a spider is if he'd crawl around a lot... if I see him over and over again, I'd just get annoyed...

 

[DanJ]

To add more irony to the situation I bought my Jeep used and the previous owner had placed a spider decal right below the rear view on the windshield.

I guess that's ironic, like rain on your wedding day or something.

 

[DanJ]

it's like if you're scared to fly and your plane crashes.

that's the truncated version from that song.

 

[Jfur]

I like the idea of spiders, but if one comes within 10 feet of me, I simply cannot help but scream. Even if I try not to scream, it just happens. My neighbors all know when there is a spider in the house Also, always be sure to check the inside of your toilet for arachnids before you sit down. Trust me.

 

[CattyKathy]

<< Spiders blow >>

Yea, spider sucks too

 

[DanJ]

I heard they spit.

No not like that people. Get your head out of the gutter.

 

[CattyKathy]

Just Kidding!

 

[DanJ]

Sure Cathy...sure...

 

[DanJ]

The spider made no web today. I believe the bomb killed it. Now if I could only find the carcass to make sure....

So, in conclusion, spiders is suck, and all their base are belong to me.

 

[bigdog1218]

my friend told me that on average we eat 6 spiders a year, because at night when they crawl around they look for a warm damp place, find our mouth, and when they crawl in a little to far we just swallow, sweet dreams