episodic
Lifer
Big guy walks into a bar with a little spider on his shoulder - the other guys notice and start laughing. . .
The man says, "Laugh while you can cuz the spider is stronger than any of you!"
The men laughing all agree that they'd like to see that!
"Fine, my spider will pick up this bar stool"
He sits the spider down and he walks over to the bar stool and picks it up with ease. . .
The inebrieated crowd are amazed but they quickly say "That's nothing!!!"
"There is more - the spider will now pick up a table!"
The spider scurries and picks up the table. . .
The men, not letting the spider impress them, only boo it
"Now, gentlemen, this tiny spider will pick up the bar!!"
The spider spits on his hands, rubs them toghether and makes a great
effort, but it picks up the bar!!!
The men, awed ask "What else can it do??"
The man says . . . "now, it will pick up the bar with everyone of us on it!!"
Thinking it could not be done, the men start to get on the bar untill
there's like 40 guys on it.
The spider looks worried but starts walking towards the bar with an air of determination.
A new guy enters the bar and sees the spider on the floor walking
towards the bar, and steps on it. He yells at the men on the bar saying "You bunch of wusses - all of ya scared of a little spider!!"
The man says, "Laugh while you can cuz the spider is stronger than any of you!"
The men laughing all agree that they'd like to see that!
"Fine, my spider will pick up this bar stool"
He sits the spider down and he walks over to the bar stool and picks it up with ease. . .
The inebrieated crowd are amazed but they quickly say "That's nothing!!!"
"There is more - the spider will now pick up a table!"
The spider scurries and picks up the table. . .
The men, not letting the spider impress them, only boo it
"Now, gentlemen, this tiny spider will pick up the bar!!"
The spider spits on his hands, rubs them toghether and makes a great
effort, but it picks up the bar!!!
The men, awed ask "What else can it do??"
The man says . . . "now, it will pick up the bar with everyone of us on it!!"
Thinking it could not be done, the men start to get on the bar untill
there's like 40 guys on it.
The spider looks worried but starts walking towards the bar with an air of determination.
A new guy enters the bar and sees the spider on the floor walking
towards the bar, and steps on it. He yells at the men on the bar saying "You bunch of wusses - all of ya scared of a little spider!!"
