Spider guru's...I need your help (pics inside)

[DaTT]

What the fuck is this thing and why is it on planet earth? I almost walked right into its web today. It's body was about the size of a quarter...and thick. Fucking yuck!

Sorry, picture quality is not good...from my phone.

 

[Eli]

lol

Where do you live?

It's just a variant of the common orb weaver. Harmless.

Similar to this:

http://home.comcast.net/~gallery3/PictureGallery/photos/photo20.jpg

 

[DaTT]

I live in Southern Ontario....the colours man....the colours.

 

[zerocool84]

I can tell you what it is, it's irradiated. Nuke that mother from orbit.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Don't be a pussy.
Eat it for quick snack.

 

[DaTT]

lol

Where do you live?

It's just a variant of the common orb weaver. Harmless.

Similar to this:

http://home.comcast.net/~gallery3/PictureGallery/photos/photo20.jpg

Your pics don't work

 

[disappoint]

I wanna see someone crip walk into that like the dude that crip walked into an oncoming ice cream truck.

 

[DaTT]

I think if I saw that thing on my person, I would come very close to death. Why is it yellow with candy cane legs.

 

[DaTT]

I wanna see someone crip walk into that like the dude that crip walked into an oncoming ice cream truck.

The ice cream guy prolly got up and walked away.....this creature would not allow that.

 

[Iron Woode]

looks to be a variation of Argiope aurantia.

I saw these and other orb weavers when I was a kid.

SouthWestern Ontario has quite the assortment of creepy crawly things.

 

[F1N3ST]

I almost shit earlier when I turned around and saw one of those fucking mean looking spiders LOWERING ON TO ME.

 

[disappoint]

I think if I saw that thing on my person, I would come very close to death. Why is it yellow with candy cane legs.

Because the colors scare predators away and attract it's prey. There was one right here earlier and I can assure you they are completely harmle...

 

[F1N3ST]

Because the colors scare predators away and attract it's prey. There was one right here earlier and I can assure you they are completely harmle...

Son I am.







Lame ass.

 

[DaTT]

Because the colors scare predators away and attract it's prey. There was one right here earlier and I can assure you they are completely harmle...

Fucking stopped me in my tracks.

 

[QueBert]

I wanna see someone crip walk into that like the dude that crip walked into an oncoming ice cream truck.

Not that it matters, but he wasn't Crip Walking, not even close.

 

[endlessmike]

Is Kakariko Village in Ontario? It's a Skulltula!

 

[disappoint]

Son I am.







Lame ass.

You're a lame ass? Well as long as you're ok with that.