spermicide in eggs?

[WhiteWonder]

I just heard a story about how they put spermicide in the food they serve at boot camp (like the army boot camp).
In the story I heard it was put in eggs, but i would guess they could put it in anything.
is there any truth to this? I don't think so, but i'm just making sure.

 

[zzzz]

How exactly is the spermicide going to work?

 

[tweakmm]

What exactly would that do? Besides taste like ass

 

[erikiksaz]

I don't think it's spermicide. From what my friends told me, they just can't get "up" when they're in boot camp. Dear lord that must be horrible!

 

[WhiteWonder]

Originally posted by: zzzz
How exactly is the spermicide going to work?

i don't know, mountain dew? I didn't think men could take anything that would do that, but i dont know. Guess not?

 

[amnesiac]

It's not spermicide you motards, it's salt peter.
It keeps your, ehrrhhmm...."peter" limp so you don't go around jamming it into things. It's boot camp, not prison.

 

[UberDave]

wtf? do they have a right to control ur boners? What if you can't get it up on leave

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: erikiksaz
I don't think it's spermicide. From what my friends told me, they just can't get "up" when they're in boot camp. Dear lord that must be horrible!

For the love of God; mods please lock this thread.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: erikiksaz
I don't think it's spermicide. From what my friends told me, they just can't get "up" when they're in boot camp. Dear lord that must be horrible!

For the love of God; mods please lock this thread.

yes, my virgin ears....

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: erikiksaz
I don't think it's spermicide. From what my friends told me, they just can't get "up" when they're in boot camp. Dear lord that must be horrible!

For the love of God; mods please lock this thread.

the irony

 

[WhiteWonder]

doh, to slow

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: UberDave
wtf? do they have a right to control ur boners? What if you can't get it up on leave

Well, they signed up for it.

You also don't get leave from boot camp until graduation. That would defeat the whole point.

 

[TheOmegaCode]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: erikiksaz
I don't think it's spermicide. From what my friends told me, they just can't get "up" when they're in boot camp. Dear lord that must be horrible!

For the love of God; mods please lock this thread.

Why should it get locked? It was a legitimate question, and it's actually proved to be educational (for me at least).

 

[ProviaFan]

So does mountain dew have the same effect as well? Or are those just urban legends?

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: jliechty
So does mountain dew have the same effect as well? Or are those just urban legends?

afaik, yellow5 reduces sperm count very temporarily.... not much to do with boner

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: UberDave
wtf? do they have a right to control ur boners? What if you can't get it up on leave

It is probably a good investment for you UberDaddy. (Oops I mean AlmostDaddy x 2)