Sperm imported to meet shortage

[Grasshopper27]

Experts treating infertility at a Scottish hospital have offered patients sperm imported from England because of a national shortage.

Ahh, you just gotta love that headline!!!

(no, I'm not making this up!)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2932361.stm

: ) Hopper

 

[ElFenix]

its just an english plot to dilute the scottish gene pool!

 

[wfbberzerker]

<insert penis joke here>

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
<insert penis joke here>

The penis is only the delivery mechanism for a product manufactured elsewhere. It's kind of like Union Pacific and Snickers.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
its just an english plot to dilute the scottish gene pool!

:Q

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: ElFenix
its just an english plot to dilute the scottish gene pool!

:Q

they can take ourr women, but they canna take ourr freedohm!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: ElFenix
its just an english plot to dilute the scottish gene pool!

:Q

they can take ourr women, but they canna take ourr freedohm!

LOL!

</braveheart flashes before eyes>

 

[MacGaven]

Long Live Scotland!

I'm on the next plane out of the states to do my part!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
<insert penis joke here>

The penis is only the delivery mechanism for a product manufactured elsewhere. It's kind of like Union Pacific and Snickers.

Sorry, I don't think of sperm as being comparable to Snickers...you might, but not most guys.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
<insert penis joke here>

The penis is only the delivery mechanism for a product manufactured elsewhere. It's kind of like Union Pacific and Snickers.

Sorry, I don't think of sperm as being comparable to Snickers...you might, but not most guys.

well the peanuts are kinda salty...

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
<insert penis joke here>

Hmm..

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or

"Insert penis" joke here

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