Spent 3 hours talking to my baby momma

[Mayne]

it got weird when she told me she was 17 years old at time...30 years later.

 

[FIVR]

This planet is doomed

 

[Mayne]

the very worst part was when I tried hitting on her on facebook messenger the last 2 hours...but a positive though is we are going to have a grandson in less than a month...so happy.

 

[Mayne]

i'm going to be a granddad.

 

[snoopy7548]

Congrats! More Maynes is good news. Get them on ATOT early.

 

[Linux23]

oh lordy. lol

congrats.

 

[highland145]

Ancestry says Asian/Samoan.

Questions, we have.

 

[madoka]

i'm going to be a granddad.

Congratulations man! I'm glad you are happy.

it got weird when she told me she was 17 years old at time...30 years later.

On a completely unrelated note, is there a female equivalent to the saying "don't stick your d**k in crazy?"

 

[highland145]

..

 

[BoomerD]

Ah fuck...it's true...he actually bred?

 

[zinfamous]

congrats, potato man. Here's hoping the kid comes out looking like Don Rickles.

 

[pete6032]

You should sign him up for an AT forum account as a birth gift.

 

[Thebobo]

Congratulations grandpa.

 

[BudAshes]

it got weird when she told me she was 17 years old at time...30 years later.

A buddy of mine found out he had a 2 year old when he was 19. Man did that fuck him up for a couple years. The girl he was with was 16 at the time and he was 17. She told him that she couldn't get pregnant and had a whole story about how her parents took her to Stanford every month because she had some rare issue with her reproductive system and they were studying her. Turns out she was just severe bi-polar.

 

[soulcougher73]

Crap. You bred?

 

[DietDrThunder]

You don't look old enough to be a grandpa. Congratulations.

 

[Mayne]

the boy's name will be River James. I can't believe she used my name for her baby after the fact I have never been a part of her life.

 

[highland145]

the boy's name will be River James. I can't believe she used my name for her baby after the fact I have never been a part of her life.

River? Why did your Mom name you that?

 

[Mayne]

well the the middle name is mine. Do you know any jim's under the age of 40?

 

[highland145]

well the the middle name is mine. Do you know any jim's under the age of 40?

Beam

 

[snoopy7548]

James Maynerson. Sounds pretty good.

 

[brianmanahan]

alky left when he became a daddy...

 

[T_Yamamoto]

alky left when he became a daddy...

deadass?

 

[brianmanahan]

deadass?

that always reminds me of this, LOL

 

[Darwin333]

alky left when he became a daddy...

Well the paternity is in question but as long as he believes it is his is all that matters.