Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume3/2004-0609-spellingbee.html
Heck claims the Spelling Bee was only the second time he ever heard the word ?girlfriend.? ?I once heard it on television when I was staying at my cousin?s house while my mother was giving birth to my little sister, so I know what it means,? he said. ?But that was the only time. We don?t have a television at my house because my parents say TV is for proletariat ignoramuses.?
Talk about living in Soviet Russia, what a horrible way to live if you ask me, it's bad enough they shut him in like that.
Yup, time to destroy yourself now.I looked up at that kid and all I could think was: ?You will never have a girlfriend.?
I love it...his parents must be informed capitolists.
"TV is for proletariat ignoramuses, and my parents are bourgeoisie home-schooling dorks."