In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity:
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that`s the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how. . . ?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it`s *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco`s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
(As night follows the day . . . .)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn`t this save even more time?)
8. On Boot`s Children`s Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanesefood processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I`m curious.)
12. On Sainsbury`s peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
(NEWSFLASH!!!)
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that`s the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how. . . ?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it`s *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco`s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
(As night follows the day . . . .)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn`t this save even more time?)
8. On Boot`s Children`s Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanesefood processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I`m curious.)
12. On Sainsbury`s peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
(NEWSFLASH!!!)
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