Speaking of statistics (A Brutuskend TRUE STORY)

[Brutuskend]

Some time ago a guy at work was saying.

"You know statistically most people that are attacked by bears are grabbed by the back of the neck!"

And I'm like.. "Well DUHH, statistically most people that are about to BE attacked by bears are running the FVCK away!!"

 

[pulse8]

That's great.

 

[ohtwell]

Hahahaha!! Nice response.


: ) Amanda

 

[damiano]

lol
excellent

 

[Brutuskend]

True story by the way!

 

[mpitts]

You should have said "Statisitcally, more people who talk about the staticial probablility of people getting attacked by bears are 100% likely to be walked away from in the middle of the conversation."

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: pulse8
That's great.

yes it is lol

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: pulse8
That's great.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Its also true that people that are attacked by bears run slower than their friends.

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
Its also true that people that are attacked by bears run slower than their friends.

lol
It's also true that they usually weigh more than their friends.

 

[Brutuskend]

BTW: He never DID like me much after that...................

 

[GoodToGo]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
BTW: He never DID like me much after that...................

LOL, I wonder why?